Did you know that 89.3% of New Year’s resolution diets FAIL in just 3 weeks? No?

Well, that’s probably because I made that stat up. (FACT: 63.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.)

I’m pretty sure most diets do fail, though, on account of their requiring you to eat significantly smaller portions of cake – and, let’s face it, that’s a trade-off no one wants to make.

Still, for you foolhardy few trudging on in blatant defiance of Mother Nature, your genetics, and the Baskin Robbins large chocolate Oreo shake, here are some motivational visuals sure to make you lose your appetite, if not that spare tire.

Via CakeWrecks