I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears… in rain… Time to die.“

This the coolest jetpack I have ever seen and it’s “real”

Martin Aircraft Company, in Christchurch, New Zealand, aims to make 500 packs a year which will sell for around £50,000.

The 200 horsepower dual-propeller packs are the brainchild of inventor Glenn Martin who unveiled his machine for the first time in July last year.

Because it weighs less than 254 pounds (115kg) the jet pack does not require a pilot’s licence. It is capable of travelling 30 miles in 30 minutes on a full tank of fuel.

And recent tests have seen the newest model reach heights of up to 2,400 metres and top speeds of 60mph.

Jedi’s invading Britain?

At 1 PM on Saturday, February 13, 100+ Jedi knights mysteriously appeared and annexed Bristol’s Cabot Circus in the name of the Rebel Alliance. Sadly, the Jedis turned on each other, creating a bloodbath this galaxy has never seen.

Via: I09

This cake has to be the single most disturbing thing piece of confection I have ever seen!

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flash animation about TF2 in the style of John Kricfalusi

Via Andrew Kepple

WTF!!! A band calling itself Rock Sugar decided it would be awesome if they did a mashup of  Journey’s Don’t Believin and Metaliica’s Enter Sandman. It results into something so horrifying I can’t explain it with words!

It is a little hard to envision Spock running around in a psychopathic rage beating the crap out of people, cool poster though!

Via: Something Awful

Let the Smurfs wake you up with their peppy Dutch song!

Via: The Daily What!